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JOE SCHMO 1

Matt wins Joe Schmo
It was a show about him and the entire cast were actors. What happened next was amazing as Matt was so dis-illusioned that he never caught on once that it was all fake. The show became a success and Matt was awarded the grand prize of 100 grand and all the other prized won by other contestants/actors in the show. So Matt was happy and confused. The nice guy finished last. Stay tuned to Joe Schmoo 2
Gina gets the Boot and is the worst actor ever
      If you had to sit through the 2 hour premiere you should have spent your time doing something else in this train wreck of a first show. The acting was soo bad Matt almost caught on a few times but he himself is no brainaic so the screw ups just slipped by. It seemed at times he himself was acting and if he was he was even worse than the others. But the truth is he thinks it's real and it's not. Will he find out? Probably not or they wouldn't air it.

 Episode 1: Two hours of Joe is too much. Matt met the cast and hung out to find out everyone was a bit weird, especially Dr. Pat. The cast all tried to be friends with him so he walked around thinking he was immune to the vote off. Matt almost ruined the show by loosing the first competition taking his hand off he porn stars breast. He hated sleeping 3 to a bed and taking the laundry room was his motivation to lose so he could sleep alone. Later they had an impersonation contest and Carlos had to allow Matt move up into his room so the producers could a better eye on him.
   Then the set up began when the cast found Gina's board under her bed and it listed everyone on it. They all tried to act as if they were interested and Matt ended up walking out as board revealed who Gina wanted to vote out and other cuts against the rest of the cast. Later Gina and Matt were at the Pool where once again Gina put on this fake acting job that Matt couldn't quite figure out. He told her she was in trouble and she said she had a plan.
   Finally as the end vote came and Matt voted for Holly, 1 vote for Matt and 7 for Gina. That was it and Gina had to go. In rebuttal: Gina shook with great anger and poor acting that she was pissed off for her being voted out but kept stumbling and couldn't quite get it right. Matt said she sounded like the Richard Hatch character that she was suppose to idle. But the rant on Survivor was from Sue Hawk: the you are lying there dying I wouldn't save you speech. Matt shook his head and it was the funniest exits as Gina yelled, "Get your hands off me!" but it still did not make up for all the bad acting that went on in the show. The one mistake was a vote for Matt occurred and that meant only Gina voted for him and he wondered why she went that way as he thought he had an alliance with them. In fact Matt thinks he has an alliance with everyone, well almost everyone.
Next Week: Tuesday's show will feature Carlos getting upset over naked ass pictures in his green book of memories of the show. Matt seems to be caught in the middle and Hutch admits to the funny prank all the while Matt is being played. There should be other screw Matt over things in the next episode so you will have to watch to find out.
Who is Joe and what does he not know!
  This is Spike TV first time at a Reality TV show and it is only real in one aspect of the game. Have you guest it? Well it turns out poor old Matt (aka: Joe Schmo) is the real contestant in the game all the other contestants are really fakes. This 100,000 dollar fake prize and 7 fake contestants will try and throw everything at Matt to make him go crazy as he competes for the top prize. How will Matt survive will be the test of his life. Matt has even declined promoting the show as he feels most embarrassed about this and how he was treated. You can catch the fun on Spike TV and watch every Wednesday for the crazy show called Lap of Luxury.
The Only Contestant
MATT KENNEDY GOULD
a.k.a. JOE SCHMO

Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA.

Lives: Next door.

Family: Middle Class.

Education: Dropped out of law school.

Occupation: In transition.
Currently pizza delivery guy.


The Losers or the Fake Contestants
(Click on the Pictures for their Official Profile)
AshLeigh
AshLeigh*NEW*

Brian

Carlos

Earl

Gina
Molly
Molly *NEW*

Patricia

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